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From: HARRY POTTAHH
Message: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
Written by
Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
1 INT. APARTMENT - DINING ROOM/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
A round mirror sitting on a cluttered vanity. Disco lights
flash across the clutter. We hear the opening bars of KARAOKE
MUSIC.
BEGIN OPENING CREDITS.
Through the hazy mirror, we watch as a Chinese family of
three, THE WANG's, sing karaoke together.
They can't agree on a song but they settle on "Barbie Girl"
by Aqua. They are awkward and off pitch. But it's sweet. A
brief snapshot of happiness. Then, like a flip of a switch2 INT. APARTMENT - DINING ROOM/LIVING ROOM - MORNING
SNAP. EVELYN WANG bursts into the room, a 55 year old Chinese
woman in an over sized t-shirt, streaks of gray in her hair,
and thin outdated designer glasses.
The tiny dining room is overpopulated with workout equipment,
self-help and inspirational business books, an old TV playing
a Chinese soap opera, a live security feed for the laundromat
downstairs, a rice cooker spewing steam, & a microwave with
one minute to go. It is a still life of chaos.
Evelyn sits and looks down at years of tax documents and old
receipts. Picking up one of the receipts, she decides which
pile to place it on. She changes her mind and holds the
receipt in the air, frozen by indecision.
A hand enters frame and grabs hold of the receipt and
playfully throws it into a pile. WAYMOND, Evelyn's husband in
transition lens glasses and an ill fitting polo shirt, smiles
down at her.
Note: Chinese dialogue will be italicized. The random pieces
of broken English will be bold for emphasis.
EVELYN
別問
EVELYN
No. Don’t even ask.
WAYMOND
我知道我幫不了你，
我們現在可以聊點別的嗎？
WAYMOND
I know better than to ask to
help you. But, is now a good
time to talk about something
else?
He nervously clutches some paperwork with colored tabs poking
out.
2.
EVELYN
I'm listening. Talk.
Evelyn grabs the papers, but he quickly snatches it back.
WAYMOND
我知道你沒在聼，等你有空再說吧。
WAYMOND
I know you aren’t … just let
me know when would be better
The rice cooker BEEP BEEP BEEPS. Without really taking her
eyes off her work, she opens the rice cooker, stirs the
steaming rice before shutting it and getting back to work.
EVELYN
Later. Maybe. I need to
finish this before 爸醒來
你先去 steam the table cloths
for tonight. Then paint over
the ceiling water stain.
EVELYN
Later. Maybe. I need to
finish this before my father
wakes up. Go steam the table
cloths for tonight. Then
paint over the ceiling water
stain.
She gets a text message on her laptop. The sound of a POT OF
WATER BOILING OVER in the kitchen.
WAYMOND
已經辦好了。對了，我剛剛跟Byron提
到晚上的事…他的men’s choir
準備了⼀個fun surprise給爸爸。
WAYMOND
Already did. Also, I just
talked to Byron about
tonight. The men’s choir have
a very fun surprise forEVELYN
Noodles! 去煮⾯
EVELYN
Noodles. Put in the noodles.
Waymond rushes into the kitchen to tend to the pot.
WAYMOND (O.S.)
等我們的Appointment都結束了。我
們再聊吧。Like this afternoon?
WAYMOND (O.S.)
So we’ll talk later, like
this afternoon? After our
appointmentEVELYN
5 minutes.
WAYMOND (O.S.)
What?
EVELYN
Check the pot in 5 minutes.
爸最討厭煮爛的麵。And which
paint did you use?
EVELYN
Check the pot in 5 minutes.
My father hates overcooked
noodles. And which paint did
you use?
2.
3.
WAYMOND
⽩⾊的。
WAYMOND
The white paint.
As Waymond steps back in, Evelyn slams down the calculator.
EVELYN
We have two different white
paints, one for the
apartment, and one for the
laundromat. Has to be
⼀模⼀樣，要不然...
EVELYN
We have two different white
paints, one for the
apartment, and one for the
laundromat. It has to match
or elseWAYMOND
噓〜噓〜噓〜,不要緊張。
WAYMOND
Shhh . Shhhh. Shhh. Hey
calm down.
Waymond turns her chair towards himself.
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
我知道你想把爸爸的party
弄得很完美,讓他看到你已經擁有幸福
的家庭和成功事業,他⼀定會為你感到
驕傲。
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
I know you want everything to
be perfect for your father's
party, but he's going to see
you've nurtured a happy
family, and a successful
businessEVELYN
神經病。你明知道爸不會這樣看我們.
EVELYN
You know that's not what my
father is going to see.
WAYMOND
但⾄少是你和我都看到的，不是嗎？
WAYMOND
But, it's what you and I see,
right?
Evelyn begins to relax into Waymond. She looks around the
room. She doesn't see much to be proud of.
GONG GONG (O.S.)
⼩蓮… ⼩蓮
GONG GONG
Little Evelyn ... Evelyn...
EVELYN
Too late. He's awake.
2-1 A BUZZER. Evelyn turns to the security feed and sees two
girls waving at the camera. The MICROWAVE BEEPS.
EVELYN (CONT'D)
Joy is here? Set the table.
He's probably hungry.
我去開⾨。
EVELYN (CONT'D)
Joy is here? Set the table.
He's probably hungry. I'll
get the door.
3.
4.
WAYMOND
好吧, we can talk laterWAYMOND
Okay, we can talk laterShe is already out the door.
Waymond sighs: typical. He flips over the papers. "Petition
for Dissolution of Marriage". Divorce papers.
We can hear the POT BOILING OVER AGAIN.
3 INT. LAUNDROMAT - THAT MOMENT
Waiting by a door, JOY WANG - 20's, sporting a worn down
hoodie and a stoic, blank expression, stares into a tumbling
laundry machine with unfocused eyes. It’s hypnotic. A hand
grabs her shoulder, pulling her in for a big kiss, snapping
Joy out of her daze. It's BECKY SREGOR, Joy's girlfriend. She
holds Joy close.
BECKY
Thanks for doing this.
Joy rolls down Becky’s sleeves to cover up her tattoos and
parts her hair to hide her side shave.
JOY
(uncomfortable)
You look really pretty right now.
BECKY
Oh, you like this hot Mormon look?
JOY
I'm just telling you now, in case
my mom says you're fat or whatever.
Joy points at her nose to indicate Becky "missed a spot".
Becky inverts her septum piercing up into her nose.
BECKY
You said when she says shit like
that it means she cares, right?
JOY
My mom is gonna be EXTRA caring now
that Gong Gong’s here. He literally
hasn’t spoken to us in decades, and
suddenly shows upSuddenly the door opens. Evelyn looks from Joy to Becky with
a noticeable pause on Becky.
4.
5.
JOY (CONT'D)
Hey Mom.
BECKY
Hi, Evelyn!
EVELYN
I only made enough food for three
people. I'll have to cook more.
Without waiting for a response she is already up the stairs.
JOY
Nailed it.
4 INT. APARTMENT - DINING ROOM/LIVING ROOM - THAT MOMENT
Evelyn comes running up the stairs. Waymond is halfway
through setting the table.
EVELYN
It's Joy. And she brought Becky.
WAYMOND
你記得嗎？我們跟Ms.Deirdre説過,
Joy爲了避免誤會，會來參加。所以
Becky 會去幫忙照顧公公。
WAYMOND
Remember? We told Ms. Deirdre
Joy would come to avoid any
more miscommunications so
Becky is going to help watch
Gong Gong.
Before Evelyn can object, Becky and Joy are in the doorway.
BECKY
Hi, Mr. Wang!
WAYMOND
Becky! Call me Waymond. Thank you
for coming. Sit down, eat!
Evelyn hands Joy a stack of bowls and beckons her into the
kitchen. She sloppily strains the noodles before haphazardly
dumping in soy sauce, chopped scallion, and sesame seeds.
EVELYN
哎呀〜煮爛了! You know he
doesn't have to stay.
EVELYN
Aiyah. Overcooked... You know
he doesn't have to stay.
JOY
Who?
EVELYN
Becky.
JOY
Becky is a "she" mom.
5.
6.
EVELYN
You know I always mix the words.
"He", "she". In Chinese, there is
one word, tā?, so simple. The way
you two dress, I don't think I'm
only one calling him: "he"... I
mean her “him”... Anyways, our
English is fine. And we have
Google. You stay with Gong Gong,
she can go. I'm sure she is very
busy... with her full-time job.
Evelyn takes the entire pot back into the dining room. Joy
follows, still holding empty bowls.
JOY
I honestly think it's weird, but
Becky wants to help Mom. She used
to volunteer at the nursing home
with her church or whatever.
BECKY
I always learn something when I
hang out with the elderly. Old
people are very wise.
EVELYN
It's okay, we'll take Gong Gong to
the meeting. You and Becky stay and
decorate.
WAYMOND
(quietly to Evelyn)
爸到底知不知道我們被查稅了？
WAYMOND
(quietly to Evelyn)
Does your father even know we
are being audited?
BECKY
Where is he? When can I meet him?
Evelyn thinks about this, clearly uncomfortable.
4-1 A BUZZER goes off. Evelyn looks up at the security camera to
see a customer is waiting downstairs at the counter.
EVELYN
Eat. Fast.
She is out the door. Joy shakes her head, frustrated.
5 INT. APARTMENT - STAIRCASE - CONTINUOUS
Evelyn rushes down the stairs with Joy following behind.
6.
7.
JOY
Mom, wait.
EVELYN
"Wait. Wait." Today, no time for
wait.
They go through the door into the adjoining laundromat6 INT. LAUNDROMAT - CONTINUOUS
Evelyn weaves through laundry carts and customers. We now see
Evelyn’s laundromat is as eclectic as she is: an old arcade
cabinet, a TV playing an old musical, signs advertising wash
& fold, alterations, and even singing lessons.
EVELYN
Joy, any other day, I beg that you
come and eat, or call me or
anything. But today very busy.
Evelyn spots the water stain that Waymond attempted to paint
over. It is clearly a different shade of white.
JOY
Mom, this is what it's always
like... Look, I know you haven't
always liked Becky, butEVELYN
I like Becky. She is very nice.
JOY
But...
EVELYN
你很 lucky 啦。。。
你媽對你交往⼥朋友的事，已經很
open 了。還是個⽼外。But Gong
Gong, , I don’t think his
heart could take that.
Especially not after that
flight. Coming all of the way
from China just to die like
that.
EVELYN
You are very lucky, your
mother is open to you dating
a girl. A white girl. But
Gong Gong, I don't think his
heart could take that.
Especially not after that
flight. Coming all of the way
from China just to die like
that.
JOY
Mom... he's not going to dieJoy follows Evelyn behind the front desk which is cramped
with sewing machines, piles of laundry.
7.
8.
A customer with a relatively big nose and a baby carriage is
impatiently waiting.
EVELYN
哇，他的⿐⼦很⼤哦 Welcome, how
can I help you?
EVELYN
Wow, what a big nose.
Welcome, how can I help you?
DEBBIE THE DOG MOM
Um, I wanted to see if my clothes
were ready? I called three times
andEVELYN
Ticket please.
The frustrated customer begins to rummage through her purse.
Joy peeks into the carriage but is momentarily horrified to
find a fat snorting French Bulldog instead of a baby.
DEBBIE THE DOG MOM
Here it isEvelyn snatches it out of her hand and heads to search
through piles of pick up laundry.
JOY
Mom, we've been together for three
years, don't you think Gong Gong
would want to knowEVELYN
Of course. Just not now. Let him
enjoy his party tonight.
JOY
You think Becky is going to make it
through the entire party without
introducing herself to Gong Gong?
Have you met Becky?
EVELYN
(taken aback)
我以為她要上班。
EVELYN
(taken aback)
I thought she had work.
JOY
She got someone to cover for her.
Is that... not okay?
RICK
Evelyyyyyn! My belle! Guess whose
20 got eaten by the machine again.
8.
9.
It's RICK, a chipper older white regular, who comes in a
little too regularly.
Without missing a beat, Evelyn picks up a baseball bat and
uses the handle to THUMP a dented air vent in the ceiling.
EVELYN
Waymond! More customers need help!
RICK
(inhaling deeply)
Evelyn! You know, my wife, God rest
her soul, used to wear the same
exact perfume...
EVELYN
I see you at the party tonight?
Rick playfully pulls out a party invitation from his pocket.
Used to his come-ons by now, Evelyn smiles in approval then
spots Waymond and Becky.
EVELYN (CONT'D)
客⼈⾐服在哪？ 三⼗⼆號不⾒了。
EVELYN (CONT'D)
Did you move our customer’s
clothes? 032 is missing!
WAYMOND
Sorry! It was too crowded. I moved
some upstairs. I think the clothes
are happier there.
Becky looks to Joy who gives a mock thumbs up.
7 INT. APARTMENT - DINING ROOM/LIVING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Evelyn and Joy re-enter the apartment. Hanging precariously
from a shelf by the Security Cam TV are some clothes wrapped
in plastic with two googly eyes and a sharpie drawn smile.
WAYMOND (O.S.)
(shouting up the stairs)
See? They're happier here.
EVELYN
不是説好把Google eyes
全部收起來嗎？No More google
eyes!
EVELYN
I told you to take down all
of the google eyes before
tonight! No more google eyes!
JOY
Could we talk about9.
10.
Evelyn begins ripping the googly eyes off.
EVELYN
妳爸阿...过了这么多年
I still don't understand how
his brain works-。
EVELYN
Your father... after all of
this time. I still don't
understand how his brain
worksJOY
Can Becky come orEVELYN
Stop changing subject. You know,
with our auditor, she's a terrible
person. Targeting Chinese in the
community. After two year of
meetings, she puts a lien on our
laundromat, and you know what your
father does? He brings her cookies.
神經病! (crazy person!)
7-1 Meanwhile, in the security camera feed we see Waymond's head
fall forward then lift up again. He looks around the store
suddenly very alert. He beelines it towards a supply closet
as if he's in a spy movie. He begins stuffing random objects
into Evelyn's purse and his fanny pack.
EVELYN (CONT'D)
Everyday here is a battle. I fight
I fight I fight for all of us.
Everything I do, I try to make
things simpler, easier,
但妳爸...(but your father...)
Waymond resumes his position by the coin machine and gives
Rick an awkward smile before his head knocks forward again.
Then he wakes up, a little disoriented, but continues hitting
the coin machine... What?
EVELYN (CONT'D)
...有時候我在想,如果沒有我他怎麽
survive...
EVELYN (CONT'D)
... sometimes I wonder how he
would have survived without
me...
Evelyn watches Waymond in the security monitor as he
playfully mock-dances with the coin machine. Ignored again,
as usual, Joy grits her teeth.
8 INT. LAUNDROMAT - CONTINUOUS
Evelyn enters as Waymond reaches behind the machine to unplug
it, while laughing with Rick.
10.
11.
Joy returns as well and storms over to Becky.
WAYMOND
Evelyn you have to see Rick dance.
Look, he knows all of the moves!
8-1 He gestures to the TV still playing an old musical. As the
two lovers on the screen dance to the orchestral music, Rick
follows in time. Waymond claps.
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
Did you know Rick is in the
community theater? He wants
to be an actor like you
did.妳也可以去試鏡啊.
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
Did you know Rick is in the
community theater? He wants
to be an actor like you did.
Maybe you can audition too.
Evelyn watches the screen as the lovers dance, sing, and
circle one another. They move in for a kiss. A flash of
longing comes across her face.
She snaps out of it and hands Waymond the Dog Mom's laundry.
EVELYN
把這個給⼤⿐⼦
(to Rick)
How much you lose?
EVELYN
Give this to the customer
with the big nose.
(to Rick)
How much you lose?
RICK
Twenty. But I take tips.
Meanwhile Becky is trying to calm Joy down.
JOY
(whispered to Becky)
I don’t know how to be any fucking
clearer. She can choose: You come
to the party with me, Gong Gong is
eternally ashamed, until he forgets
it all happened at all, then he
dies. OR we don’t come. Gong Gong
is proud of Mom, until he forgets
it all, then he still dies.
Evelyn gasps and shoots Joy a horrified look. Joy’s face
falls.
JOY (CONT'D)
I didn’t mean that. It was a joke.
WAYMOND
That’s not a very funny joke.
11.
12.
BECKY
Hey, guys...
Becky is looking at something behind all of them. Joy sees it
too. Evelyn angrily rummages through her purse.
JOY
Mom.
Waymond sees it now and freezes. Evelyn pulls out a $10 roll
of quarters and hands it to Rick.
RICK
This is $10. I thought you people
were very good at mathWAYMOND
Evelyn...
EVELYN
Next time I give you rest with
interest. You will need it. Actors
are very poorJOY
MOM!
Evelyn is startled by her volume. She finally turns:
We see the white wispy hair on the back of an old man's head.
He is hunched over his cane wearing a white undershirt and
slippers. This is GONG GONG. He stands by the stairwell with
unfocused, wet eyes.
EVELYN
爸！你落嚟做咩啊?
(In Cantonese)
EVELYN
Baba! How did you get down
here?
GONG GONG
我既早餐呢？
(In Cantonese)
GONG GONG
Where is breakfast?
Evelyn looks at Waymond who obediently runs up stairs. Gong
Gong watches Waymond go with a clear look of contempt.
EVELYN
爸，你認唔認得阿Joy?"
(In Cantonese)
EVELYN
Baba, you remember Joy.
Joy awkwardly approaches. Becky stands behind her, excited.
12.
13.
JOY
公公，好。你..⾶機...好不好？
JOY
Gong Gong, hello. How was
your trip?
GONG GONG
哇，乜佢D唐話越來越差啊。
(In Cantonese
GONG GONG
Wah, her Chinese is getting
worse every time we talk.
Evelyn eyes Becky who is slowly approaching Gong Gong. Joy
watches Evelyn watch Becky. Joy tests the water.
JOY
公公… 這是 Becky. Becky
她是我的 How do you say it
again... shit, I mean, crap.
她是我的
JOY
Gong Gong... this is Becky. Becky is my... How do you say
it again... shit, I mean, crap. She is my...
Gong Gong begins to stare at Becky. Evelyn interrupts.
EVELYN
好朋友！Becky係佢好朋友。
(In Cantonese)
EVELYN
Good friend. Becky is a very
good friend.
JOY
Mom!
EVELYN
What?
Joy glares at Evelyn, about to unload everything she wants to
say. But she hesitates. Becky smiles, unaware.
EVELYN (CONT'D)
AH! Big nose!
Evelyn spots Debbie the Dog Mom leaving. She grabs the
laundry and rushes out the door.
Joy grabs Becky and heads for the exit.
BECKY
Um, okay, it was nice to meet you.
Waymond comes back with noodles to see Gong Gong standing
alone in the room. Gong Gong spits on the ground.
9 EXT. LAUNDROMAT - THAT MOMENT
Debbie the Dog Mom loads her dog into the car and shuts the
door, as Evelyn arrives and hands her the laundry.
13.
14.
DEBBIE THE DOG MOM
Took you long enough.
She takes the coat and looks it over. Evelyn watches Joy and
Becky head to their car.
EVELYN
Give us 5 stars? Please!
DEBBIE THE DOG MOM
Are you serious?
EVELYN
(still watching Joy)
Also. We have a Chinese New Year
party tonight. Open to all of my
customers in the community. Please
come and enjoy nice music and food.
Let me get an invite- One moment,
Joy wait!
She leaves the customer dumbfounded.
Joy has one foot in the car. Evelyn falters.
JOY
What?
EVELYN
I just want to say... Try to eat
healthier. You're getting fat.
Becky looks from Joy to Evelyn. No response. Joy shakes her
head and shuts the door.
Evelyn turns and walks back into the laundromat.
10 INT. APARTMENT - STAIRCASE - LATER
Evelyn patiently stands with her father as he takes one small
step at a time up the stairs. For the first time, we get a
sense of how exhausted she is.
11 INT. APARTMENT - DINING ROOM/LIVING ROOM - LATER
Back at her table, Evelyn tries to finish her taxes while
Gong Gong loudly slurps on noodles beside her.
Her eyes are drawn up to the wall in front of her. Family
portraits, report cards, and children's drawings. She sees an
old childhood photo of Joy smiling back at her.
14.
15.
She is surrounded by the chaos of her apartment. Frozen,
holding a receipt.
WAYMOND
妳幹嘛？沒事吧
WAYMOND
What are you doing? What is
wrong?
We hear a DEEP RUMBLING sound. It's in her head, in her soul.
TITLE: "PART 1: EVERYTHING"
12 INT. LAUNDRY RV
Evelyn drives their laundry delivery van, a converted RV
filled with racks of clothing and bags of laundry. Waymond is
carrying a Tupperware of cookies, looking out the window.
Gong Gong sits in the back muttering in his sleep.
GONG GONG
⾛啊…快D⾛啊…⽇本仔打到來啦…
（In Cantonese）
GONG GONG
We have to go.... We have to
go. The Japanese are here....
Evelyn turns on the radio.
13 INT. IRS BUILDING LOBBY - LATER
Evelyn and Waymond walk in together pushing a half asleep
Gong Gong in his wheelchair through security.
GONG GONG
我哋係邊度啊？
(In Cantonese)
GONG GONG
Where are we?
EVELYN
哩個係…嗯…係我地既⽣意...
(she looks to Waymond)
哩度….我地宜家⽣意好好。
唸住攞多個牌開多閒。
(In Cantonese)
EVELYN
This is... um, our business
is...
(she looks to Waymond)
so busy... we are applying
for a new business license so
we can expand.
Waymond is shocked by her blatant lie.
GONG GONG
(with disdain in
cantonese)
咩話。。。⼜多間？冇出⾊。
GONG GONG
(with disdain)
Hmph. Another laundromat.
15.
16.
WAYMOND
⼈總有洗不完的⾐服，能幫上忙的感覺
挺好的
WAYMOND
People always have dirty
clothes. It’s nice to feel
neededGong Gong’s eyes are closed. He’s trying to sleep. Crisis
averted.
Waymond eyes an elderly couple in front of them. They are
holding hands. Adorable.
The couple stops by the restrooms. She hands him her purse
and they kiss before she enters. Double Adorable.
Waymond looks at Evelyn, in her own world.
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
我在想，等這個事情結束以後.
我們要不要⼀起去旅⾏？還是..
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
I was thinking. Maybe after
this is all done, we can go
on a trip orEVELYN
If I have to think about one more
thing today my head will explode.
Waymond grimaces and says nothing. They enter the elevator.
14 INT. IRS ELEVATOR - THAT MOMENT
As the doors close, Waymond's head snaps forward again.
He pulls out a compact umbrella from his oversized fanny pack
and opens it up, covering the security camera in the corner.
EVELYN
你幹嘛...？
EVELYN
What are youALPHA WAYMOND
(clear English)
You may be in grave danger. There
is no time to explain. Hold this.
He shoves the umbrella into her hands, pulls two outdated
bluetooth earpieces, places one in each of Evelyn's ears.
Gong Gong SNORES.
16.
17.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
Pay attention: when we leave this
elevator, you can either turn left
towards your scheduled audit
appointment, or you can turn right
and go into the janitor's closet.
Do not go into the janitor's
closet.
EVELYN
神經病 Why would I goEVELYN
Don’t be stupid. Why would I
goALPHA WAYMOND
Not now.
He shuffles through his bag and pulls out the divorce papers
from earlier and, ignoring their contents, begins rapidly
writing on the back.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
Breathe in. You're going to feel a
slight pressure in your head.
He presses a button on his phone. A status bar labeled
"ALTERNATE LIFE PATH SCAN" begins to go from 0-100%.
EVELYN
Always downloading these apps on myThe bluetooth devices turn a bright burning red and her eyes
shoot open wide. A bright light spills between the crack in
the elevator doors. She breathes in14-1 DING! The camera pushes through the elevator doors and we see
two legs extend from either side as men in medical scrubs and
face masks beckon us in. We hear a baby CRY.
The camera turns to see the father- Gong Gong- who can't hide
his disappointment.
DOCTOR (O.S.)
唔好意思，係個⼥。
(In Cantonese)
DOCTOR (O.S.)
I'm sorry. It's a girl.
14-2 DING! Little Evelyn is chasing behind two young boys running
with sticks in their hands.
GONG GONG
⼩蓮(xiao lian)
GONG GONG
Evelyn!
17.
18.
The camera/Evelyn looks up at a disapproving Gong Gong and
then down at her own two sticks. The two boys run ahead.
14-3 DING! Little Evelyn is sketching the back of a boy's head in
class. It's a young Waymond.
WAYMOND
嘿，畫的漂亮！
WAYMOND
Hey that’s pretty good.
She hides the drawing.
14-4 DING! Evelyn on the porch beside Waymond now in his 20s.
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
將來⼀定好的。我們可以⾃⼰養活⾃⼰
，跟我⾛吧。
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
Can’t you see how wonderful
it’ll be? We can make our own
way. Please, come with me.
14 BACK IN THE ELEVATOR: Evelyn watches, overwhelmed.
14-5 DING! Evelyn looks out a taxi window at her crying mother and
through the window, we see Gong Gong's stoic stare.
GONG GONG (V.O.CANTONESE)
如果你真係跟哩個傻仔⾛，
你以後都唔洗翻來啦！
我就當沒⽣過你！
GONG GONG (V.O. CANTONESE)
If you abandon this family
for that silly boy, then we
will abandon you.
14-6 DING! Evelyn kicks open the door of their empty apartment.
It's small, but it will do.
14-7 They turn on the lights on an old run down laundromat.
14-8 DING! Evelyn stares at laundry tumbling like a tiny black
hole.
EVELYN (O.S.)
(phone voicemail in
cantonese)
啊爸，⼜係我。你嬲完未啊？等緊你電
話！
EVELYN (O.S.)
(phone voicemail in
cantonese)
Ba..It’s me again, wondering
when you’ll call back...
14-9 DING! Evelyn sits at the front desk, customers zip in and out
in a time-lapse. She has the sudden urge to vomit.
14-10 DING! Evelyn finishes throwing up in the sink, holding her
belly, she looks up at Waymond. Something ignites in her.
14-11 DING! Pregnant Evelyn happily wallpapers the laundromat.
14-12 DING! Evelyn sings baby Joy to sleep.
18.
19.
14-13 DING! Evelyn chases little Joy around the laundromat with a
broomstick.
14-14 DING! Teen Joy slams the front door in Evelyn's face.
14-15 DING! Evelyn and Joy, parked on the side of the road. A
brooding tension.
VOICEMAIL (O.S.)
⿈太，⿇煩你復翻個電話俾我地，關於
你爸爸...(In Cantonese）
VOICEMAIL (O.S.)
Mrs. Wang? We’re calling
about your Father...
DING! Evelyn is now standing outside of her laundromat with a
few suitcases and Gong Gong sitting in a wheelchair, looking
clearly disappointed.
14-17/18/19 DING! Evelyn sorts tax receipts earlier today! DING! Joy
shuts the car door on Evelyn. DING! Waymond sighs as they
enter the elevator DING! The elevator door closes14 Evelyn blinks. She is back. She exhales, shell shocked.
Waymond shoves the papers he was writing on into her hands.
ALPHA WAYMOND
The moment you are situated in your
meeting, follow these instructions,
but remember: no one can know.
Don't even talk to me about this
because I won't remember.
EVELYN
But IHe shushes her and places a hand gently on her cheek. Evelyn
shrivels under the intimacy.
His phone BEEPS. He closes the umbrella, shoves everything
into his bag, and strikes a natural pose.
ALPHA WAYMOND
(side of mouth)
Talk to you soon.
His head goes limp.
DING. The elevator door opens. Waymond's head lifts up and he
looks around disoriented.
WAYMOND
哇！電梯好快！
WAYMOND
Wow...what a fast elevator...
19.
20.
14-20 He walks out pushing a snoring Gong Gong, leaving Evelyn
grasping for understanding.
As she exits, her gaze lingers on the janitor closet to her
right.
15 INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR CUBICLE - MOMENTS LATER
The back of the crumpled instructions lay in Evelyn's hands
under a desk.
The first line reads: "1. Switch shoes to the wrong feet."
DEIRDRE (O.S.)
Mrs. Wang, are you with us right
now?
Evelyn hides the instructions in her lap and looks up.
DEIRDRE ATKINS, a frumpy woman in a cheap suit, is poking at
a calculator with one hand and squeezing a hand grip
strengthener in the other.
EVELYN
Of course. I am here. Just
thinking.
Clearly frustrated, Deirdre takes a big bite from one of
Waymond’s cookies and chases it with a protein shake, then
points at a receipt with a big red sticky note on it.
DEIRDRE
I asked if you could explain this?
EVELYN
It is a receipt. My receipt.
(to Waymond)
我們在説什麽？
EVELYN
It is a receipt. My receipt.
(to Waymond)
What are we talking about?
GONG GONG
净係識係度發⽩⽇夢…
(In Cantonese）
GONG GONG
God, always daydreaming...
Gong Gong doesn’t understand but can sense the meeting’s
going poorly.
20.
21.
DEIRDRE
I was just hoping you could
enlighten me on how, as a
laundromat owner, a karaoke machine
would constitute a business
expense?
EVELYN
I am a singer.
DEIRDRE
What?
WAYMOND
It’s true. She has a beautiful
voice.
(to Evelyn)
Sing a song for her.
Deirdre scoffs and shuffles through a pile of forms.
DEIRDRE
That won’t be necessary. But I will
need a separate Schedule C for each
of these "businesses", because
based on what you’re trying to
deduct, it looks like you’re also a
novelist, a chef, aEVELYN
But last time, you told meDEIRDRE
Up, up, up... let me finish. A
teacher, a singing coach, a...
Frustrated, Evelyn fakes a smile towards Gong Gong, nodding
along as she glances down to her shoes. She slips them off
and switches them to the wrong feet.
The next instruction reads: "2. Close eyes, imagine you are
in the janitor’s closet."
Evelyn scoffs at the absurdity, but she closes her eyes.
We see an imagined POV of the closet door.
The bluetooth devices in her ears VIBRATE and a GREEN light
blinks on. Evelyn sits up straight.
The final instruction: "3. Hold that thought and press the
green button. P.S. Don’t forget to breathe."
21.
22.
Evelyn breathes in and presses the buttonLike the sudden sensation of falling, Evelyn finds herself
shooting past cubicle after cubicle until she stops abruptly
inside the closet:
16 SPLIT SCREEN: INT. JANITOR'S CLOSET / CUBICLE - THAT MOMENT
In a split-screen, we see half of Evelyn is in a cluttered,
dimly lit closet. The other half is still in the tax audit.
She looks all around in both worlds. What just happened?
16-1 INT. CUBICLE:
EVELYN
What is happening?
Deirdre looks up, clearly frustrated.
DEIRDRE
God, feels like I’m talking to my
ex-husband. I already told you...
16 INT. JANITOR’S CLOSET: Someone grabs Evelyn and turns her
around. It’s Waymond.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Shhhh... Don’t talk. Try to relax
your body. Go into auto-pilot.
16-1 INT. CUBICLE: Evelyn tries an innocent smile towards her
concerned husband. Deirdre continues to ramble.
16 INT. JANITOR’S CLOSET: [split screen slides away]
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
They do not know I’m talking to you
here yet, so hopefully I’ll have
some time to explain: I am not your
husband. At least not the one you
know. I am another version of him
from another life path, another
universe. I’m here because we need
your help.
EVELYN
Sorry, very busy today. No time to
help youAlpha Waymond covers Evelyn's mouth.
22.
23.
ALPHA WAYMOND
There is a great evil that has
taken root in my world and has
begun spreading its chaos
throughout the many verses. I have
spent years searching for the one
who might be able to match this
great evil with an even greater
good and bring back balance. All
those years of searching have
brought me here. To this universe.
To you.
Evelyn takes a moment to digest this information.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT.) (CONT'D)
I know it’s a lot to take in right
now but I need you to-
DEIRDRE (O.S.)
Mrs. Wang... Hello?
16-1 INT. CUBICLE: Alpha Waymond’s voice fades away and the splitscreen focuses on the tax meeting as Evelyn takes control of
her body there.
DEIRDRE (CONT'D)
Mrs. Wang, I’m sure you have a lot
on your mind, but I cannot imagine
anything mattering more than this
conversation we are having right
now concerning your tax liability.
Need I remind you there is a lien
on your property? Repossession is
well within our rights.
EVELYN
I know. I am paying attention.
DEIRDRE
You think I'm stupid.
EVELYN
你不是嗎？
EVELYN
Maybe?
Waymond puts his hand on her lap. Deirdre is clearly
frustrated. She gestures to a small shelf of trophies that
say “Auditor of the Month”.
23.
(MORE)
24.
DEIRDRE
You see these? You don’t get one of
these unless you’ve seen a lot of
shit. Pardon my French. You might
only see a pile of boring forms and
numbers, but I can see a story.
With nothing but a stack of
receipts, I can trace the ups and
downs of your lives. I can see
where this story’s going and it
doesn’t look good.
WAYMOND
Sorry, my wife confuses her hobbies
for businesses. An honest mistake.
Evelyn looks at her husband, hurt. He ignores her.
DEIRDRE
With this many ’honest mistakes,’
even if you aren’t charged with
fraud, we’ll have to fine you for
gross negligence.
EVELYN
You’re always trying to confuse us
with these words.
DEIRDRE
Didn’t you say you’d bring your
daughter to translate?
ALPHA WAYMOND (O.S.)
Hey! Are you paying attention?
16 INT. JANITOR'S CLOSET: Evelyn's attention is back in the
closet where Alpha Waymond is perturbed.
EVELYN
I cannot talk now. Unless, you can
help my taxes. What is “gross
necklaces-”
Waymond grabs her by the shoulders and pulls her in.
ALPHA WAYMOND
I know you have a lot of things on
your mind, but nothing could
possibly matter more than this
conversation we are having right
now concerning the fate of every
single world of our infinite
multiverse.
(he leans in)
(MORE)
24.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
25.
My dear Evelyn, I know you. With
every passing moment, you fear that
you might have missed your chance
to make something of your life.
Well I’m here to tell you every
rejection, every disappointment has
led you here. To this moment. Don’t
let anything distract you from it.
Evelyn turns towards these words like a flower to the sun.
16-1 INT. CUBICLE: [SPLIT SCREEN] Evelyn smiles.
DEIRDRE
Oh, so you think this is funny?
GONG GONG
(Simultaneous)
快D復翻個⼥⼈啦。(In Cantonese)
GONG GONG
(Simultaneous)
Evelyn! Answer the woman.
ALPHA WAYMOND (SPLIT SCREEN)
(Simultaneous)
So, what will it be?
EVELYN (IRS)
我捻緊啊-
(In Cantonese）
EVELYN (CLOSET)
I'm thinkingGONG GONG
(to Waymond)
咁冇出⾊。咩都係俾⼥⼈話事。
成何體統。你係咪男⼈來啊
（In Cantonese）
GONG GONG
(to Waymond)
What kind of man has the
woman leading the business?
Is this how it has been?
Waymond sits up and begins talking to Deirdre during the
following scene16 INT. JANITOR'S CLOSET: A loud BOOM shakes the door. Someone
is trying to get in.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Our time here is up. They are going
to kill us.
EVELYN
What?!
Evelyn defensively grabs a broomstick. Another BOOM.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
25.
26.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Do not worry, this is just a burner
universe we are using for
communication.
A fist bursts through the door, grabbing his face.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
(calmly)
You will know when it is time to
fight. I will be in contact soon.
Trust no one.
EVELYN
Shhhh, I think my other husband is
messing up the auditAnother fist bursts through. Both hands grab hold of his head
and SNAP HIS NECK. He falls over dead.
The hands open the door. They belong to Deirdre, who now
wears her own pair of earpieces, and has a MESSY SHARPIE
CIRCLE scrawled across her forehead. She rips a metal pipe
from the wall.
EVELYN (CONT'D)
No! NO! NO!
Deirdre hits Evelyn across the face with a deadly KLUNK.
As her head snaps to the side, the split screen swings away17 INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR - CUBICLE
Evelyn's head snaps to the side as she leaps to her feet.
EVELYN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She opens her eyes and realizes she is still in the audit.
Everyone in the office is looking at her.
DEIRDRE
Good lord.
WAYMOND
你沒事吧？
(Is everything okay?)
GONG GONG
發⽣咩事？！（In Cantonese)
(What happened?!)
EVELYN
Yes, yes of course, everything is
very very okay. But I think I
forgot something at home26.
27.
DEIRDRE
Sit down.
Evelyn looks from Waymond to Gong Gong, terrified...
She sits. Nobody notices as the scribbled instructions fall
from her pocket onto the ground.
Deirdre crushes her protein shake bottle.
DEIRDRE
I have a feeling I'll regret this
later... but you can go.
EVELYN
What?
(to Waymond)
你和她説什麽了
EVELYN
What?
(to Waymond)
What did you say to her?
GONG GONG
廢話少講。等我同佢講。幫我翻譯.
（In Cantonese）
GONG GONG
Probably something useless.
Let me talk to her. Translate
for me.
DEIRDRE
You have until I leave the office
tonight to drop everything off.
6pm. Last chance.
EVELYN
Tomorrow is better, we have
an important partyWAYMOND
Thank you. 6pm. Thank you.
DEIRDRE
Last chance.
Evelyn and Waymond exchange a look. Deirdre’s stare never
leaves Evelyn as she pushes Gong Gong away.
Waymond spots the instructions on the floor. He picks them
up, confused for a moment. His eyes go wide -
18 INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR - MOMENTS LATER
Evelyn briskly pushes Gong Gong towards the elevator
periodically looking behind her as Waymond catches up.
GONG GONG
我仲未⽼得嗮，推我翻去，等我同佢講
數。
（In Cantonese）
GONG GONG
Turn around. I may be old,
but I still know how to
negotiate.
27.
28.
WAYMOND
等⼀下！事情不是你想的那樣。
(quieter just to her)
我知道你爲什麽怪怪的。
WAYMOND
Evelyn... wait, wait it’s not
what it looks like.
(quieter just to her)
I know why you are acting so
strange.
EVELYN
在説什麽？
EVELYN
What are you talking about?
Waymond holds up the divorce papers. But from Evelyn’s
perspective, she sees the written elevator instructions.
EVELYN (CONT'D)
So... you know about this?
WAYMOND
當然...這是我的。
WAYMOND
Of course...this came from
me.
EVELYN
It's you...? Like... you, who was
in the elevator.
WAYMOND
對啊。。。I was in the elevatorWAYMOND
Yeah...I was in the elevatorEVELYN
Come back next week.
GONG GONG
你地⼜兩個⼜係度吵咩啊？
(In Cantonese)
GONG GONG
What are you two bickering
about?
Evelyn looks past Waymond to see Deirdre charging out of her
cubicle in their direction. She’s coming for them.
Evelyn grabs the papers, throws them on the ground, then
presses the elevator button.
EVELYN
I'm not ready to fight yet.
WAYMOND
(really sad)
Maybe we don't have a choice.
Deirdre is getting closer. Evelyn presses the elevator button
again and again.
28.
29.
GONG GONG
沒膽匪⼥，做咩都半途⽽廢。
(In Cantonese)
GONG GONG
Little girl. Always running
away. Never finishing what
you started.
His words cut to Evelyn’s core. Evelyn looks up at her
distorted reflection in the elevator door, and then down to
her fist as it tightens.
EVELYN
⽼⾖，你錯勒！你⼀地都唔瞭解我。
(In Cantonese)
EVELYN
Father, you are wrong about
me...
Meanwhile, Waymond picks up the divorce papers from the floor
and sees the scribbles on the back.
WAYMOND
Switch shoes to- WHAT!
Evelyn pushes past Waymond and PUNCHES Deirdre in the face.
Deirdre’s body crumples on the ground. Evelyn looks at her
fists surprised by how much it hurt her hand.
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
What are you doing?!!
Deirdre cowers in fear with her hands over her head. People
run over to see what the commotion is about.
DEIRDRE
Help! Call security!
WAYMOND
妳幹嘛打她？！
WAYMOND
Why did you hit her?
EVELYN
You told me to do it!
WAYMOND
妳瘋了嗎？！
WAYMOND
Are you CRAZY?
EVELYN
You said I would know when it was
the time to fight! She was coming
after us...
Evelyn sees Deirdre is holding their taxes file folder that
they left behind.
29.
30.
DEIRDRE
You have no idea how much trouble
you are in. Assaulting an IRS agent
is a... you have no idea!
WAYMOND
我是在說我們的事。
WAYMOND
I was talking about us.
Waymond lifts up the crumpled divorce papers.
EVELYN
“Dissolution of marriage”? 什麼?
(What?)
DEIRDRE
(oh phone)
Yes! I’m on the tenth floor. I
don’t know what they want, I don’t
know if they’re armed...
EVELYN
是誰給你的。？
EVELYN
Who gave you those papers?
WAYMOND
沒⼈給我啊!
WAYMOND
Nobody gave them to me!
EVELYN
你哥... (Your brother) gets divorce
and now you think divorce is okay?
WAYMOND
I don't think it's okay!
EVELYN
We made a vow!
WAYMOND (CONT.)
Eveyln…我只是希望你和我…
WAYMOND
Evelyn...I know. I just wish
you and I.
He lowers his head fighting back tears. Then his head shoots
back up and he speaks - in English:
ALPHA WAYMOND
I told you to stay low and out of
sight.
Evelyn hits him over and over.
30.
31.
EVELYN
Oh, now you’re here? You’re
confusing me! Coming and going.
Stop coming here!
The elevator door opens. It's filled with security guards.
DEIRDRE
That's her. The Chinese lady!
EVELYN
(at Alpha Waymond)
No! This is his fault!
GUARD
Everyone remain calm. I need you
two to lie down on the ground with
your hands behind your heads.
Evelyn obediently lies down, but Alpha Waymond takes her
bluetooths and places them in his own ears.
GUARD (CONT'D)
Sir, please comply...
Alpha Waymond reaches into his pouch. The security guards all
draw their weapons.
He pulls out his chapstick.
GUARD (CONT'D)
Whatever you are thinking about
doing, don’t do it.
He pops open the cap, twists it to FULL STICK, and eats it
WHOLE.
GUARD (CONT'D)
Sir...?
He chews and chews. The guards lower their guns, confused.
The devices VIBRATE and glow GREEN. He presses the button.
His head snaps back as if kicked back by a shotgun.
He flashes a devious smile to Evelyn as a security guard
walks over and reaches to grab his arm.
He unsnaps his fanny pack which dangles from his fingers.
GUARD (CONT'D)
Okay, that's enough31.
32.
Alpha Waymond whips his fanny pack like a pair of nunchucks
right into the guard’s face. He recoils in pain.
He deftly knocks each of their guns to the ground, whipping
them in the face for good measure.
The guards pull out batons and circle him. It’s a standoff.
Alpha Waymond calmly lengthens the fanny pack to full length,
prompting the nervous guards to cautiously take a step back.
He reaches into a fish bowl on an adjacent office desk, pulls
out a fist of little pebbles, then drops them into the
unzipped fanny pack.
They attack. ZIP. He starts beating the living hell out of
them with his heavy pack. He is incredible.
EVELYN
Holy shit.
He snaps the packs around one of their necks then punches him
over and over again.
He unsnaps, then whips the buckle up inside one of their
nostrils. He spins the pack then yanks, sending the guard
spiraling into a printer.
The last wimpy guard runs for the stairs leaving his
semiconscious coworkers groaning on the floor. Alpha Waymond
turns to Evelyn.
ALPHA WAYMOND
On your feet!
Evelyn doesn't know what to do. An ALARM begins to blare.
Emergency lighting is triggered. Onlookers run for an exit.
EVELYN
How did you... what is
happening?
我們真的要離婚嗎？
EVELYN
How did you... what is
happening? Are we getting
divorced?
Waymond slaps her.
ALPHA WAYMOND
I’m not the Waymond who wants to
divorce you, I’m the Waymond who is
saving your life. Now, you can
either come with me and live up to
your ultimate potential, or lie
here and live with the
consequences.
32.
33.
EVELYN
I... I... want to lie here.
Frustrated, Alpha Waymond picks her up like a fireman.
Alpha Waymond carries Evelyn past the janitor’s closet. The
door is closed and unharmed. CUT TO:
19 CLOSET UNIVERSE: INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR
The door is now open and has a massive hole punched through
it. Inside lay Closet Evelyn and Closet Waymond’s bleeding
bodies.
Deirdre with the black circle (bagel) on her forehead
addresses confused hostages lined up along the cubicle walls.
DEIRDRE (BAGEL)
Citizens of the 4,655th Thetaverse.
You are about to be graced by the
presence of our sovereign leader,
Jobu Tupaki.
Two small boots walk into frame stumbling forward like a
drunk person’s. A gentle RUMBLE builds with each step.
DEIRDRE (BAGEL) (CONT'D)
Let me assure you of one thing:
Just like every other moment in
your miserable lives, this is
nothing more than a statistical
inevitability.
A hand gently runs along the outer wall of a cubicle.
Directly on the other side of wall push pins sporadically
change position, post-it notes change colors and text, a
family portrait subtly changes family members.
DEIRDRE (BAGEL) (CONT'D)
Jobu Tupaki has seen all and knows
all. She knows what makes you tick.
What fragile branches you rest your
self worth upon
Jobu points a finger at Deirdre. Their face is hidden behind
an elaborate mask.
JOBU
Shut up Deirdre, no one likes you.
Deirdre chokes on her words- then breaks down in tears. With
her hands in her face she leaps off the balcony. THUD.
33.
34.
The hostages shriek.
JOBU (CONT'D)
Duck, Duck, Duck...
Jobu walks down the line not quite touching any of them on
the head. Then stops at Evelyn.
JOBU (CONT'D)
Goose.
They reach out to touch Closet Evelyn, not quite dead after
all. The LOW RUMBLE builds. Her eyes go wide.
19-1 RAPID MONTAGE OF CLOSE UPS: We see Evelyn in a series of
random universes. She’s lying in a field, on a hospital
gurney, she’s a scarecrow, a surgeon, bees are coming out of
her mouth. The universes escalate, almost to insanity- POP.
Closet Evelyn now wears a little baby outfit. Jobu is
tickling her. Evelyn is very ticklish.
JOBU (CONT'D)
Funny. You’d think on the verge of
death, the brain would turn off the
reflex that makes you ticklish.
Closet Evelyn thrashes and laughs. Spitting up blood.
JOBU (CONT'D)
But here you are, blood pressure
rising, muscles contracting,
pushing out more and more of your
precious life source. In a way,
this is nice. How often do people
literally die laughing?
Closet Evelyn dies. Jobu Tupaki uses her bib to wipe the
blood off their hands. Jobu shakes their head disappointed.
A hostage begins to cry loudly.
JOBU (CONT'D)
Shh. Shh. It’s not her. But they
might be close...
Jobu Tupaki hears a DISTANT SOUND. CHAD cowers in fear.
Jobu listens more intently before rotating their head. Click!
Click! click! Like a radio tuner, we wind through different
universes never seeing their face:
19-2 CLICK - They're driving a bus into oncoming traffic.
34.
35.
19-3 CLICK - They're on Wall Street as the stock market crashes.
19-4 CLICK - They're tagging a wall with graffiti. The FUZZY RADIO
SIGNAL suddenly clears up. It’s TV News:
20 INT. DIVE BAR - AFTERNOON
CLICK - Jobu sits in a dive bar nursing a beer sporting a
hoodie. They watch people exiting the IRS Building on TV.
NEWS ANCHOR (V.O.)
... there is no word yet on who was
behind the attack or what their
motives may have been...
BECKY (O.S.)
Ugh. I'm so sick of all of this bad
news...
We reveal that Jobu is sitting next to Becky. Jobu abruptly
stands up & marches towards the door.
BECKY (CONT'D)
Babe...? What's upAs Jobu opens the door, the light reveals - IT’S JOY. Jobu
Tupaki has taken her over. She leaves, and the camera lingers
on the IRS building on the TV.
21 INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR - LATER
Alpha Waymond is pulling Evelyn along through the hallway.
They pass small groups of frantic civilians running to
safety.
EVELYN
My husband won't even kill a
spider. How are you the same
person?
ALPHA WAYMOND
You underestimate how the smallest
decisions can compound into
significant differences over a
lifetime. Every tiny decision
creates another branching universe,
another- were you not paying
attention before?
EVELYN
Of course... but you’re very bad at
explaining35.
36.
Waymond spots a couple guards up ahead and yanks Evelyn into
an office, shutting the door behind them.
22 INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
EVELYN
Wait, oh my god. We have to go
back. We left my father!
WAYMOND
Don’t worry, we’re monitoring him.
He’s safe.
FLASH: IRS. BREAK ROOM: Gong Gong is finishing his third
pudding snack.
Back in the office, Alpha Waymond pulls up a map with
thousands of green circles on his cell phone. In the center
is a flashing white dot. They speak in hushed whispers.
WAYMOND (CONT'D)
This is you, this is your universe,
one bubble floating in the cosmic
foam of existence. Every
surrounding bubble has slight
variations. But the further away
you get from your universe, the
bigger the differences.
EVELYN
A universe where I am finished with
my taxes?
ALPHA WAYMOND
We are talking about infinity. If
you can imagine it, somewhere out
there, it exists.
EVELYN
A universe... where I don’t have
any taxes?
ALPHA WAYMOND
Sure.
Waymond zooms out on the map to show another flashing white
dot far from this universe.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
This is where I am from.
Alpha Waymond blinks and we match cut to him in the36.
37.
23 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
In a chair with an array of wires and cables flowing from
every angle, sits Alpha Waymond. Alpha Officers operate
various pieces of equipment. One part CIA surveillance truck,
one part condemned Radioshack, and one part laundry delivery.
ALPHA WAYMOND (V.O.)
The Alphaverse. The first universe
to make contact with the others.
You can call me Alpha Waymond. In
this world, you were a brilliant
woman. But most people thought you
were crazy.
Alpha Waymond looks over at a shrine for Evelyn in the
corner. There are some candles, an ornate urn, and a portrait
of Evelyn in glasses and a turtle neck.
ALPHA WAYMOND (V.O.)
In your search to prove the
existence of other universes, you
discovered a way to temporarily
link your consciousness with
another version of yourself,
accessing all of their memories,
their skills, even their emotions.
24 INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR OFFICE - PRESENT UNIVERSE
EVELYN
Like the Janitor’s closet... Like
you right now.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Exactly. It's called Verse Jumping.
I need you to pay attention because
you need to learn how to do it,
right now.
EVELYN
Right now?
ALPHA WAYMOND
It may be our only chance of
getting out of here alive.
Evelyn is suddenly overcome with nausea.
Alpha Waymond finds a piece of chewed up gum stuck under the
desk and pops it in his mouth before pressing his bluetooth.
This doesn’t help Evelyn’s nausea.
37.
38.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
(spitting out gum)
Two guards coming this way. On my
signal, try to blend in.
EVELYN
No! This is crazy... Why can’t your
Evelyn do this?
ALPHA WAYMOND
My Evelyn is dead.
Evelyn throws up a little in her mouth.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
Go.
(fake screaming)
Oh my god, oh my god, what is
happening25 INT. IRS 10TH FLOOR - CONTINUOUS
Waymond swings open the office door. A group of frantic
civilians run past. Waymond grabs Evelyn, still screaming,
and joins the group.
Two armed guards approach the group opening office doors.
Evelyn and Waymond run right past them.
As soon as the guards pass out of sight, Waymond stops
screaming and pulls Evelyn into a stairwell.
26 INT. IRS STAIRWELL
Evelyn and Waymond stand with their backs against the door
inches away from each other.
EVELYN
How did I die?
ALPHA WAYMOND
I've seen you die a thousand ways.
In a thousand worlds. In every
single one, you were murdered.
Alpha Waymond heads down the stairs.
EVELYN
What!? Who wants me dead?
38.
(MORE)
39.
ALPHA WAYMOND
An evil omniversal being with
unimaginable power. An agent of
pure chaos, with no real motives or
desires. Jobu Tupaki.
EVELYN
You're just making up wordsWaymond puts his hand on her lips. A few floors below, they
catch a glimpse of police headed up towards them.
They head back up the stairs.
ALPHA WAYMOND
(into earpiece)
We need another exit.
EVELYN
Wait. Why is Joey Joowee hunting
me?
ALPHA WAYMOND
Jobu Tupaki. Because she knows, no
matter how powerful she is, no
matter how unlikely it is, in an
infinite number of universes, there
has to be at least one where
someone can stop her.
27 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR CORRIDOR
EVELYN
Let her destroy the other bubbles.
You say there is a lot of them,
maybe it’s okay if we lose some.
Just leave me out of it.
Alpha Waymond gets serious.
ALPHA WAYMOND
It’s not so simple. She’s been
building something. We don’t know
exactly what it is. We don’t know
what it’s for. But we can all...
feel it. You’ve been feeling it
too, haven’t you? Something is off.
Your clothes never wear as well the
next day, your hair never falls in
quite the same way, even your
coffee tastes... wrong.
(MORE)
39.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
40.
Our institutions are crumbling,
nobody trusts their neighbor
anymore, and you stay up at night
wondering to yourself...
EVELYN
How can we go back?
Evelyn is completely taken in by Alpha Waymond’s speech.
ALPHA WAYMOND
This is the Alphaverse’s mission:
To take us back to how its supposed
to be. But that begins with finding
the one who can stand up to Jobu’s
perverse shroud of chaos. One who
believes in truth and order.
EVELYN
And you think that’s me?
ALPHA WAYMOND
Why else would we risk everything
to get you out of here?
The color drains from her face. He pulls her into an office
space to reveal:
28 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR - CUBICLES
DEIRDRE (BAGEL)
There you are.
EVELYN
Oh, Miss. Deirdre, look I think I
finally understand--
Deirdre is wearing her own modified bluetooth headsets. She
picks up a post-it note and staples it to her forehead. We
see that her hands are red: blood. The headsets turn GREEN.
EVELYN (CONT'D)
What's she doing?
ALPHA WAYMOND
Verse jumping. Run!
Deirdre slams the stairwell door shut. Evelyn and Alpha
Waymond run. They spot dead bodies around the room.
Deirdre presses the button, her head cocks back. She opens
her eyes and flips a table with incredible strength.
ALPHA WAYMOND (CONT'D)
40.
41.
As they flee. The camera pushes into Waymond’s head
29 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
ALPHA OFFICER #1
She jumped somewhere: brute force.
Sumo wrestler? Body builder?
ALPHA WAYMOND
Doesn't matter. Counter with
someone agile.
An onscreen interface rapidly scans a cluster of circles each
representing other universes. A few begin to blink.
ALPHA OFFICER #2
On your perimeter we've got break
dancer, mime, gymnastALPHA WAYMOND
Give me gymnast! Go!
ALPHA OFFICER #1
Calculating route...
Onscreen, we see rapidly flashing images of gymnasts. Then
flashing paths through circles. Finally a path solidifies.
"ROUTE FOUND"
ALPHA OFFICER #1 (CONT'D)
Paper cuts. Four of them. One
between each finger.
30 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR
Waymond rips some paper from a bulletin board and starts
trying to slice paper cuts while running. It’s not working.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Paper cuts only happen when you
aren’t trying. It’s impossible.
ALPHA OFFICER #1 (O.S.)
Probability of 1 in 8 thousand.
It's the strongest jumping pad
we've got.
Frustrated, Alpha Waymond gets down on one knee to focus.
EVELYN
What are you doing??!
41.
42.
SLICE. One down. Deirdre is closing in on them.
SLICE. Two down.
SLICE. Three down. Evelyn leaves him behind and runs.
SLICE. That’s four. The bluetooth turns GREEN. He is about to
press the buttonDeirdre catches his hand. With effortless strength, she lifts
him up in the air, and spins him over her head like a pro
wrestler. His headsets fly out of his ears.
31 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
ALPHA OFFICER #1
Is that... pro wrestling?
ALPHA OFFICER #2
She’s going for a backbreaker!
32 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR
Deirdre lifts him up to drop on her knee, but Alpha Waymond
grabs an exit sign and holds on as Deirdre tries to tug him
away. The exit sign rips from the ceiling. Just as Deirdre
drops him, Alpha Waymond slips the sign between his spine and
her knee.
The exit sign shatters. It’s painful as hell for both of
them, but at least Alpha Waymond’s spine is intact.
As Alpha Waymond painfully begins to retreat, Deirdre runs at
him and drop kicks him in the chest with both legs knocking
him back down a nearby stairwell.
Deirdre shuts the door and shoves large filing cabinets to
block it.
Across the room, Evelyn hides under a desk.
33 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
ALPHA OFFICER #1
She's gotta run.
ALPHA WAYMOND
No! She can jump. Somewhere she can
fight.
42.
43.
ALPHA OFFICER #2
She's not ready. A jump like that
would fry most people's brains.
ALPHA WAYMOND
She's not most people.
34 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR STAIRWAY HALLWAY
Alpha Waymond pushes against the cabinets. They won't budge.
He is weak again, like regular Waymond.
35 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR
Evelyn's phone vibrates. Waymond is calling.
ALPHA WAYMOND (O.S.)
Evelyn! Can you hear me? You're
going to have to verse jump.
She spots the two bluetooths on the floor. She picks them up
and places them in her ears.
EVELYN
Okay. What do I do?
ALPHA WAYMOND (O.S.)
Concentrate on a universe in which
you studied martial arts.
EVELYN
Just because I'm Chinese doesn't
mean I do kung fuALPHA WAYMOND (O.S.)
Just do it!
Evelyn closes her eyes.
36 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
Onscreen images flash: Kung Fu masters, a baby crying, a deer
in the headlights, etc.
ALPHA OFFICER #2
I'm locking in. Ready in 3, 2, 1...
"CALCULATING ROUTE" blinks onscreen."
43.
44.
37 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR
Deirdre stalks the cubicles looking for Evelyn.
ALPHA WAYMOND (O.S.)
You have to profess your love to
Deirdre.
EVELYN
No way.
ALPHA WAYMOND (O.S.)
It's like eating the chapstick. Or
switching your shoes.
38 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
On the screen, we see the center universe marked Point A
(Current Verse). Far away is a highlighted universe marked
Point C (Fighter Verse). Along the highlighted route is Point
B between them (the Universe where Evelyn professes her love
to her Attacker).
ALPHA WAYMOND (V.O.)
It takes an immense amount of
mental energy to jump to further
universes. You developed an
algorithm that calculates which
statistically improbable action
will place you in a universe on the
edge of your local cluster, giving
you the momentum needed to reach
your desired counterpart. It’s your
jumping pad.
39 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR
Evelyn frantically crawls through the cubicles as Deirdre
stalks her like a Minotaur in its maze.
EVELYN
That doesn't make any sense!
ALPHA WAYMOND
Exactly. The less sense it makes,
the better. The Stochastic Path
Algorithm is fueled by random
actions. Tell her you love her. And
mean it!
EVELYN
Are there any other jumping pads?
44.
45.
ALPHA WAYMOND
The next best paths are break your
own arm, or take a nap. You're not
sleepy are you?
Suddenly Deirdre’s foot steps right in front of Evelyn’s
face. She looks up at Deirdre in terror.
EVELYN
(meekly)
I love you?
The earpiece blinks YELLOW. Evelyn pushes the button.
ALPHA WAYMOND
Wait!
Her mind launches out the building and we land40 TAXES UNIVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV [SPLIT SCREEN]
Evelyn and Waymond sit in the RV. Evelyn spots the divorce
papers in her lap. This isn’t the universe she wanted to jump
to.
EVELYN
No, no, no, no...
40-1 FLASH: We see the moment in the elevator where Alpha Waymond
first contacted her. Only this time Evelyn refuses to take
the umbrella and Alpha Waymond gives up.
41 ALPHAVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV CONTROL ROOM
ALPHA OFFICER #1
She’s in a local divergent
universe.
ALPHA WAYMOND
She’s gone home to... finish her
taxes.
42 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR [SPLIT SCREEN]
Evelyn panics and tries to punch Deirdre. Deirdre easily
catches her wrist and twists it. Evelyn screams in pain.
Deirdre laughs and slaps her over and over.
45.
46.
43 TAXES UNIVERSE: INT. LAUNDRY RV [SPLIT SCREEN]
Evelyn's face is red with pain. Waymond is shy and scared.
WAYMOND
我沒有要傷害你！
教會的Byron告訴我，以前，他和太太
的感情⼀直不好，直到他們開始談離婚
，因爲把話聊開了。反⽽感情變好了。
WAYMOND
I'm not trying to hurt you.
Byron, from church said he
and his wife were miserable,
until they discussed divorce
and- talking it out actually
helped...
EVELYN
(strained)
This doesn't make any sense...
WAYMOND
Think about it.
除了緊急的事,每次我找你聊。you
always get pulled awayWAYMOND
Think about it. Unless it’s
an emergency, whenever I try
to talk to you, you always
get pulled awayAn arm grabs Evelyn's collar and pulls her away44 INT. IRS 8TH FLOOR
Deirdre grapples Evelyn in a spectacular finishing move
sending her through a cubicle wall. The bluetooth light goes
out: she’s disconnected.
Evelyn spots the cabinets Alpha Waymond is trapped behind.
She runs and starts tugging a cabinet out of the way.
ALPHA WAYMOND
I'm sorry, Evelyn. I gotta go.
EVELYN
What?
Alpha Waymond has his hand pressed against the cabinets
gently.
ALPHA WAYMOND
I need to find the right Evelyn.
And this one... it's not the one.
EVELYN
Wait, no! Let me try again!
Evelyn pushes a cabinet away and squeezes through. Waymond
looks utterly confused.
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From: wingding gaster
Message: ohhh im ringding my wingding ahhhh mmmm im ringding it ahhhh
From: ringding
Message: hi myh name is wing ding ring ding gaster